I Love Reports

You gotta love how the internet reports on shows.  Some of the quotes are fantastic.  I just so happened to be reading the latest report for New Blood Wrestling in Newburn, TN.  I have some friends who wrestle there – and I’m always following opportunities.

Brian Tramel and I don’t see eye to eye very often when it comes to reports.  We actually have two totally different views on most of the business.  I hate how he puts everything over so strong… but on the other hand, I know that he’s just trying to be positive.  But in the latest NBW report, I couldn’t help but to laugh.  Especially, since I’m so close to the situation.

I’m only going to rip a quote or two and post them here – but you can view the rest on the link below.

“Seth Knight was originally scheduled to work Sarge… but their match was called off. I was told it was probably a good thing because Seth was not in any condition to work…”

Hilarious.  Calling out Seth Knight for not being in “any condition to work”.  I popped when I read that.  Seth had a little too much to drink?  Or was he drugged up?  Or perhaps, he was incarcerated?  I love it.  By the way, Seth Knight left Dyersburg when he saw me in the dressing room.  I picked on him too much, so he says.  Then, he quit Ripley, TN when I showed up there.  I guess the rumors were correct – he’s dodging Five Starr.  I’m glad to know that I have that big of an impact on the kid.  My next booking may be in Newburn.  Maybe I can run him out of the business altogether!

Five Starr Wrestling Academy Graduate on ECW!

The first and only graduate from the Five Starr Wrestling Academy will make his WWE debut tomorrow night on Extreme Championship Wrestling.  Let the jealousy begin!  I’m proud to say that Matt Boyce, my boy, will be wrestling on Sci-Fi before a worldwide audience!

Congratulations goes out to Boyce.  I know he’s been dreaming of this for years and years.

This is Matt’s first match for the “fed”.  But it’s not his only pay-day, so to speak.  He’s worked several extra roles for them.  One being involved with Crime Tyme on RAW.  He’s been to several WWE shows and had many opportunities, but size seemed to hold him back.  Now, he’s finally getting his just-due.

I know many of you are looking at the picture and wondering how in the hell he got picked to be on the show.  Right?  I know for a fact that some of you reading this blog are wrestlers yourselves… and you haven’t had the opportunity to wrestling in that 20′ x 20′ wrestling ring.  So, why is Matt getting this opportunity.  “He’s so small.”  I can hear you all now.  Yeah, the question is there.  But the answer is simple.

There’s two reasons – he’s paid his dues and he’s got the connections.